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Breaking News:

Kukla’s Korner to be moved off of facebook

Forgoing all consideration of his [few] readers, Dan Kukla, founder and CEO of the largely unpopular Kukla’s Korner, has decided to change locations. The move will make life considerably less convenient for all users as they will no longer receive mini feed notifications of updates, and will be forced to step outside the facebook bubble into the cold dark world known as the rest of the internet in order to access material. While technology experts everywhere say that facebook is the future, Kukla apparently didn’t get the memo.

Miami Student Hires New Sports Editor

In a rash and mostly questionable move, the Miami Student has promoted Dan Kukla to the position of Sports Editor. Charges of bribery have been filed and the MUPD is currently investigating these claims. No arrests have been made.

You Said It:

By the way, when did you become a journalism major? I thought you were working on accounting, or economics.

-Patrick O’Brien

Sign of the Apocalypse:

The Rams really did win Super Bowl XXXVI after all

Top 5:

...Reasons I The Miami Student Will Regret Hiring Me as Sports Editor

5) I am not actually a Journalism Major (yet)

4) I am in no way shape or form ‘objective’

3) Work ethic... what’s that

2) Experience = None

1) I get my own column ::deep evil villain laugh::