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| I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. - Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear |
True terror is to wake up one morning and
discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. - Kurt Vonnegut |
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| If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your
horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was
reading a magazine. - Jack Handy |
Hey, bass player. Look at the bass player. Look at that
smile, there's sadness in that smile. Look at that chord structure, there's
sadness in that chord structure. Look at him flail like the wailin' wall
with nothin' but stubby fingers and a dumb look on his face. He don't know
it but he's balding...spiritually. But everybody hates the bass player. No
one invites the bass player to the party after the show...If he does go to
the party, he can only get the good looking girl's - best friend...The bass
player is the loser of the band, yes he is, if you don't believe me take a
look at the one you're with. But, there's something beautiful about the
bass, sometimes when I listen to it, I--I don't know, I get caught up in the
swirl, I'm flying, I'm flying Ma, over a big beautiful lake. He's playing
the bass and I'm flying. Sometimes when I land I'm in a different
neighborhood, but that's okay, 'cause whenever I listen to the bass player,
I always bring cab fare. But after all, aren't we all bass players? Aren't
you all bass players? They told me this was a bass players convention, you
are all bass... Pick up the beat, pick up the beat. Hide the sadness, and
tap your feet. - Kevin McDonald |
Astronauts are bad news I tell ya. Drivin' around at all hours of the
night in their space-buggies, blasting that theme song from 2001: Space
Odyssey. Hell, just last Fall an astronaut moved into our town, and
simultaneously all the leaves starting falling off all our trees.
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| I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss That's growin' on the prairie Pluckin' the floss! I plucked all day an' all nite an' all afternoon... I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss His name is Mighty Little He's a good hoss Even though he's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss Even if you think it is a little silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks - Frank Zappa |
How is education
supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new,
it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home
winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? - Homer Simpson |
Chuck Norris blows bubbles with
beef jerky. - Anonymous |